iamcompletelyhysterekal:

neilpatrickheaven:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"

youd need a designated answerer instead of driver

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thatfunnyblog:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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suckonmynick:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

How do they stop

suckonmynick:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

How do they stop

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gingahhh:

the arena is my asshole

gingahhh:

the arena is my asshole

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I’ve never considered myself a femme fatale as I’ve never seduced anyone and ruined their lives. At least as far as I know.-Scarlett Johansson

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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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gadreels-meatsuit:

super-hoopla-ck:

Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it

And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES

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geekgirl1:

benedictcumberbatchsitsinchairs:

This is the greatest accidental GIF I’ve ever made.

Benedict Cumberbatch, 38.  The “3” is silent, or perhaps it is the “8.” Depends on the day, really.

geekgirl1:

benedictcumberbatchsitsinchairs:

This is the greatest accidental GIF I’ve ever made.

Benedict Cumberbatch, 38.  The “3” is silent, or perhaps it is the “8.” Depends on the day, really.

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

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